don't worry i'll give you a couple of weeks to settle in before i start those requests whichirealizesoundsevenworsesoimjustgoingtomoverightalongnow
so i'm kind of running out of cash REALLY fast here cause of the whole food thing don't suppose you've got any calorie bars on you? ooor would be able to make a few hundred???
it's like you're incapable of not sounding creepy today. i am in awe. i'm gonna let this thing slide but for real we should discuss things I will and will not do for this friendship some time aka no, i will not help you hide a body or sit through anything directed by m night shyamalan with you i saw the last airbender, i suffered enough, ain't gonna happen.
oh damn you've gotta be eating a hell of a load of candy bars rn or totally healthier food whateves
give me a day to get some supplies and one batch of super speed boosting Barry bars will be ready. any flavour requests? but reasonable in my price range requests.
Oh man. YES Same. We have so much broing to catch up on. Where do we start??
So what's the deal here? How many people do you know? Or do we know?
And that whole job situation - any chance someone wants a tech guy? Or a professional TV watcher? That's sorta been my dream job since I was five. That and video game tester.
Weekend? Dude, a weekend has two days. And we don't need no sleep. First day can be the movies. Then we could also watch clone wars. Highlights, not all of it! Then the weekend after? Star Trek. ALL THE MOVIES!
Can't say I'm complaining. Anyone I should be worried about?
Not really tech friend? As in he doesn't grasp how tech works from an engineering point or are we talking like the ccpd where they kept using IE and turning off the firewall then getting shocked that they kept getting hacked??
three pm tomorrow meet me at the university room 1610
the password is 'kale salad'
( okay, so she reserved a chemistry lab through the university's open research program. and she made up a password for a room that doesn't even have a lock on the door. so what? LET HER LIVE. )
God, kale salad is just the worst. Why is kale in everything these days? What is it's app--
Sorry, got derailed by my hate of kale. My bad. Anyway, I'll be there.
[He's not 100% sure where this is going but he's damn excited. Secret meetings with passwords and stuff? Usually that can only go somewhere fun, right?]
it's terrible you know my sister claims to like kale? but she also likes gluten free bread and birkenstocks so i don't know how much you can count her opinion
( kara, it's kind of rude to drag your sister when she's not here to defend herself. it's not her fault she's #embracingthegay. )
i forgot to mention that you should probably bring a lab coat if you have one or at least some safety glasses
the lab tech just told me we have to pay for those if we break them
Anyone who likes Kale is lying or must be like incapable of taste? I once accidentally ate kale. Regretted it forever. I'm so glad I eat normal things that aren't gluten vegan kaletastic messes, you dig me?
[He will forever drag anyone who eats kale. Kale is the worst. Hartley used to eat kale so surely that shows what a negative food it has to be.]
Are we doing experiments? Are we going to be making some explosions??? Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl You know how to keep me interested.
[He is so excited, he can't even keep still. He's been dying to do something sciencey.]
she's totally lying nobody actually LIKES it it's horrible and not even the enjoyable kind of awful like warheads where you're in pain from how sour it is until they're sweet and delicious it's just horrible, end of discussion
( she's never met hartley, but she probably wouldn't like him. especially if he proclaimed to like kale. or if he used the sound... things... on her. those would also hurt. )
yes to experiments hopefully no to anything blowing up and also hopefully no to anything killing us???
As long as they keep kale away from me. I can live with kale. I just don't want to one day order a triple-triple and there's some God damn kale on it!
[Mostly the kale. The kale hurt more than any physical damage Hartley did, he had to actually watch someone eat and enjoy kale.]
So it's dangerous without intentionally being dangerous? Dope. So, tell me, is this about the 'we don't talk about it' thing we discussed before or a whole new thing?
( aka: yes. definitely dangerous. it's frickin' kryptonite in a lead box, enough of it could kill her, it's for sure pretty dangerous. luckily for cisco, kryptonite doesn't seem to do much of anything to humans who handle it. )
mostly for me, though the dangerous part though i guess if it blows up, that would be dangerous for you too
/breaks this in
i know you just got here but i kind of need to
get you to do something for me???
just in a less creepy sounding way
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That is ridic ominous.
but I love and trust you so let's do this thing.
whatup????
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i'll give you a couple of weeks to settle in before i start those requests
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so i'm kind of running out of cash REALLY fast here
cause of the whole food
thing
don't suppose you've got any calorie bars on you?
ooor would be able to make a few
hundred???
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i'm gonna let this thing slide but for real
we should discuss things I will and will not do for this friendship some time
aka no, i will not help you hide a body or sit through anything directed by m night shyamalan with you
i saw the last airbender, i suffered enough, ain't gonna happen.
oh damn
you've gotta be eating a hell of a load of candy bars rn
or totally healthier food whateves
give me a day to get some supplies and one batch of super speed boosting Barry bars will be ready.
any flavour requests? but reasonable in my price range requests.
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also i haven't had any bro time in longer than i remember so that doesn't help
going to help me fix that too??
also dude
i'm not going to make you pay for this
i've got a job here so there's some money saved up
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Same.
We have so much broing to catch up on. Where do we start??
So what's the deal here? How many people do you know? Or do we know?
And that whole job situation - any chance someone wants a tech guy?
Or a professional TV watcher? That's sorta been my dream job since I was five.
That and video game tester.
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star wars marathon
machete order
you
might find that there's more people here who know you than you've met before
cadelle isn't as unique as you'd think
tech probably
tv or gaming?
not so much
i can check with the cpd though if you want?
the captain's not really
tech friendly??
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And we don't need no sleep.
First day can be the movies.
Then we could also watch clone wars. Highlights, not all of it!
Then the weekend after? Star Trek. ALL THE MOVIES!
Can't say I'm complaining.
Anyone I should be worried about?
Not really tech friend?
As in he doesn't grasp how tech works from an engineering point
or
are we talking like the ccpd
where they kept using IE and turning off the firewall
then getting shocked that they kept getting hacked??
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i'm so sorry for this
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gdit barry i wanted to be first
meet me at the university
room 1610
the password is 'kale salad'
( okay, so she reserved a chemistry lab through the university's open research program. and she made up a password for a room that doesn't even have a lock on the door. so what? LET HER LIVE. )
forever 2 fast 4 u
Why is kale in everything these days?
What is it's app--
Sorry, got derailed by my hate of kale. My bad.
Anyway, I'll be there.
[He's not 100% sure where this is going but he's damn excited. Secret meetings with passwords and stuff? Usually that can only go somewhere fun, right?]
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you know my sister claims to like kale?
but she also likes gluten free bread and birkenstocks so i don't know how much you can count her opinion
( kara, it's kind of rude to drag your sister when she's not here to defend herself. it's not her fault she's #embracingthegay. )
i forgot to mention that you should probably bring a lab coat if you have one
or at least some safety glasses
the lab tech just told me we have to pay for those if we break them
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I once accidentally ate kale. Regretted it forever.
I'm so glad I eat normal things that aren't gluten vegan kaletastic messes, you dig me?
[He will forever drag anyone who eats kale. Kale is the worst. Hartley used to eat kale so surely that shows what a negative food it has to be.]
Are we doing experiments?
Are we going to be making some explosions???
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
You know how to keep me interested.
[He is so excited, he can't even keep still. He's been dying to do something sciencey.]
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nobody actually LIKES it
it's horrible
and not even the enjoyable kind of awful like warheads where you're in pain from how sour it is until they're sweet and delicious
it's just horrible, end of discussion
( she's never met hartley, but she probably wouldn't like him. especially if he proclaimed to like kale. or if he used the sound... things... on her. those would also hurt. )
yes to experiments
hopefully no to anything blowing up
and also hopefully no to anything killing us???
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I can live with kale.
I just don't want to one day order a triple-triple
and there's some God damn kale on it!
[Mostly the kale. The kale hurt more than any physical damage Hartley did, he had to actually watch someone eat and enjoy kale.]
So it's dangerous without intentionally being dangerous?
Dope.
So, tell me, is this about the 'we don't talk about it' thing we discussed before
or a whole new thing?
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( aka: yes. definitely dangerous. it's frickin' kryptonite in a lead box, enough of it could kill her, it's for sure pretty dangerous. luckily for cisco, kryptonite doesn't seem to do much of anything to humans who handle it. )
mostly for me, though
the dangerous part
though i guess if it blows up, that would be dangerous for you too
and it's still the same top secret thing!
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So... we just know already that no one is gonna blow up!
Then there's no fear.
We conquered the fear.
We got this, girl.
I will remain as secretive as I was before.
I'm like ARGUS level of secretive and shady over here.
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▸ SPECIAL DELIVERY!
happy holidays, from your friendly neighborhood supergirl. )
TEXT.
[ guess who is going to get a christmas present? u. ]
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Wait.
No, that sounds bad on my end.
I am usually busy but right now, I got time for u
[Who needs to attend work or worry about snow when he has smart alec fun times?]
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I'm so touched you made time for me in your busy schedule of doing nothing.
[ he is so touched, cisco ramon. ]
I'm coming around. I have an answer to your spider problem.
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Oh, wait
okay, hang on
which spider problem???
like normal spiders or people who randomly turn into spiders?
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[ i can be ur hero baby i can take away the spider people ... ]
Still interested?
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not like I like either spiders.
What are we gonna do, smart alec? make our own spider repellent.
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