urgh fine You know what? Worth it. Cause despite how much fronting you're doing here. We both know you LOVE the whales as much as I do. Don't tell me you don't tear up at that finale.
Cool. Cool. So how long did we... you know?
[It's a weird thing to get your head around having dated someone with no memory of dating them and no idea who they are or what they're like. This is gonna be awkward af.]
Still just as bad but okay Let me try Maybe I can modernise that joint and make him see the light.
I'm gonna pause everything else rn because W H A T What???? Two years of oh god okay what
what do I do now???
[How did one handle this kind of situation? TWO YEARS? What the hell was he supposed to say to this person? This was ... this was gonna be a headache.]
nothing? i mean this isn't the first time it's happened to her she was sort of dating another version of me too it was awkward sure but she's not the kind of woman who'd expect you to be the same person if that makes any sense she's kind of awesome
It's just weird I feel bad! Like should I get her something??? 'Sorry I'm not your boyfriend' probably isn't a popular hallmark card. Also ...as I typed it out, I realised how awful it sounded. God, I suck at this already.
Yeah, no, maybe nothing? Nothing sounds good. I'll do nothing.
This is going to be like trippy as hell. Trying to make sense of this stuff and what I did but it wasn't me. I guess I can at least be glad I'm not like a serial killer or I tried to forge a rap career.
Depends. Like no? In general. You guys are my LIFE. But if like, idk, beyonce calls me up and asks me to go on tour? y'all can hire a temp to fill in for me while I bask in that glory.
Yeah, no, you're right. I got this. I'm super good at not being weird.
I would never not go for beyonce. SHE IS MY QUEEN, OK OK? I know where I belong and it's on stage with her, doing the single ladies dance.
Hey, come on, when have I ever been weird? I'm good with the ladies. Did you not see the vibes Gypsy was giving me last time? And I was there just like cool af
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dude
DUDE
You know that is my guilty pleasure fav of all of the bad star trek movies.
Oh? Damn.
Well, you can't just say that and not tell me. Who is it?
Oh my God. Is that guy evil?
He sounds evil.
IT'S THE DIGITAL AGE WHO NEEDS HARD COPIES?
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i'll sit through it for the 80th time
but you're watching singing in the rain with me to make up for it
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her name's gwen stacy
she uh
she's kind of awesome
he's not evil
just
old fashioned?
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You know what?
Worth it. Cause despite how much fronting you're doing here.
We both know you LOVE the whales as much as I do.
Don't tell me you don't tear up at that finale.
Cool.
Cool.
So how long did we... you know?
[It's a weird thing to get your head around having dated someone with no memory of dating them and no idea who they are or what they're like. This is gonna be awkward af.]
Still just as bad but okay
Let me try
Maybe I can modernise that joint and make him see the light.
i'm so sorry for this
(also if you want to tear up
i have been and always shall be your friend 🖖)
about a year?
though it didn't really get serious until about
six monWAIT IGNORE THAT THE OTHER YOU AND GWEN WERE TOGETHER FOR LIKE
two years
yeah
you'll be the hero the cpd needs!
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You know what?
I'm gonna pause everything else rn because
W H A T
What????
Two years of
oh god
okay
what
what do I do now???
[How did one handle this kind of situation? TWO YEARS? What the hell was he supposed to say to this person? This was ... this was gonna be a headache.]
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i mean
this isn't the first time it's happened to her
she was sort of dating another version of me too
it was awkward sure
but
she's not the kind of woman who'd expect you to be the same person
if that makes any sense
she's kind of awesome
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I feel bad!
Like should I get her something???
'Sorry I'm not your boyfriend' probably isn't a popular hallmark card.
Also ...as I typed it out, I realised how awful it sounded.
God, I suck at this already.
Yeah, no, maybe nothing? Nothing sounds good.
I'll do nothing.
This is going to be like trippy as hell.
Trying to make sense of this stuff and what I did but it wasn't me.
I guess I can at least be glad I'm not like a serial killer
or I tried to forge a rap career.
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those are totally your thing so i'm not even going to try
gwen's going to want to meet you though
i hope you realize that
do you want me to be there for it?
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Viber
Tasty vibes
CisYO
I'll think of something better, gimme a few.
No, I mean, like, I'm a big boy.
I can handle this
I can totally...
I mean if you WANTED to come then yeah, no, that'd be awesome.
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dude i know you can
but i'm selfish so getting to hang out with both of you at once?
it's kind of ideal
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idk if I'd stick with the superhero thing too.
Seems like a big time suck, you know? But noted!
Then we can totally all hang.
And it won't be weird at all.
Right???
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that's cold
it won't be weird unless you make it weird
so don't
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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You guys are my LIFE.
But if like, idk, beyonce calls me up and asks me to go on tour?
y'all can hire a temp to fill in for me while I bask in that glory.
Yeah, no, you're right.
I got this.
I'm super good at not being weird.
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you're getting committed
sorry
wally will just have to deal
see that's the spirit
now you've just got to make yourself believe that too
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SHE IS MY QUEEN, OK OK?
I know where I belong and it's on stage with her, doing the single ladies dance.
Hey, come on, when have I ever been weird?
I'm good with the ladies.
Did you not see the vibes Gypsy was giving me last time?
And I was there just like cool af
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gypsy's
kind of unique
but then i guess gwen is too so
YEAH YOU'VE GOT THIS I BELIEVE IN YOU
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Then I might just have to forget you a little.
Cause.
Come on.
I GOT THIS, I CAN DO THIS THING.
I can be totally casual and chill.
We ain't got nothing to worry about.
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and here i thought we were bros man
the three of us are having a movie night
you don't get to say no
ps: she MSTs more than you do so
yeah