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sooo
i know you just got here but i kind of need to
get you to do something for me???
just in a less creepy sounding way
i know you just got here but i kind of need to
get you to do something for me???
just in a less creepy sounding way
don't worry
i'll give you a couple of weeks to settle in before i start those requests
whichirealizesoundsevenworsesoimjustgoingtomoverightalongnow
so i'm kind of running out of cash REALLY fast here
cause of the whole food
thing
don't suppose you've got any calorie bars on you?
ooor would be able to make a few
hundred???
i'll give you a couple of weeks to settle in before i start those requests
whichirealizesoundsevenworsesoimjustgoingtomoverightalongnow
so i'm kind of running out of cash REALLY fast here
cause of the whole food
thing
don't suppose you've got any calorie bars on you?
ooor would be able to make a few
hundred???
it's like you're incapable of not sounding creepy today. i am in awe.
i'm gonna let this thing slide but for real
we should discuss things I will and will not do for this friendship some time
aka no, i will not help you hide a body or sit through anything directed by m night shyamalan with you
i saw the last airbender, i suffered enough, ain't gonna happen.
oh damn
you've gotta be eating a hell of a load of candy bars rn
or totally healthier food whateves
give me a day to get some supplies and one batch of super speed boosting Barry bars will be ready.
any flavour requests? but reasonable in my price range requests.
i'm gonna let this thing slide but for real
we should discuss things I will and will not do for this friendship some time
aka no, i will not help you hide a body or sit through anything directed by m night shyamalan with you
i saw the last airbender, i suffered enough, ain't gonna happen.
oh damn
you've gotta be eating a hell of a load of candy bars rn
or totally healthier food whateves
give me a day to get some supplies and one batch of super speed boosting Barry bars will be ready.
any flavour requests? but reasonable in my price range requests.
its been a long couple of months
also i haven't had any bro time in longer than i remember so that doesn't help
going to help me fix that too??
also dude
i'm not going to make you pay for this
i've got a job here so there's some money saved up
also i haven't had any bro time in longer than i remember so that doesn't help
going to help me fix that too??
also dude
i'm not going to make you pay for this
i've got a job here so there's some money saved up
Oh man. YES
Same.
We have so much broing to catch up on. Where do we start??
So what's the deal here? How many people do you know? Or do we know?
And that whole job situation - any chance someone wants a tech guy?
Or a professional TV watcher? That's sorta been my dream job since I was five.
That and video game tester.
Same.
We have so much broing to catch up on. Where do we start??
So what's the deal here? How many people do you know? Or do we know?
And that whole job situation - any chance someone wants a tech guy?
Or a professional TV watcher? That's sorta been my dream job since I was five.
That and video game tester.
three pm tomorrow
meet me at the university
room 1610
the password is 'kale salad'
( okay, so she reserved a chemistry lab through the university's open research program. and she made up a password for a room that doesn't even have a lock on the door. so what? LET HER LIVE. )
meet me at the university
room 1610
the password is 'kale salad'
( okay, so she reserved a chemistry lab through the university's open research program. and she made up a password for a room that doesn't even have a lock on the door. so what? LET HER LIVE. )
God, kale salad is just the worst.
Why is kale in everything these days?
What is it's app--
Sorry, got derailed by my hate of kale. My bad.
Anyway, I'll be there.
[He's not 100% sure where this is going but he's damn excited. Secret meetings with passwords and stuff? Usually that can only go somewhere fun, right?]
Why is kale in everything these days?
What is it's app--
Sorry, got derailed by my hate of kale. My bad.
Anyway, I'll be there.
[He's not 100% sure where this is going but he's damn excited. Secret meetings with passwords and stuff? Usually that can only go somewhere fun, right?]
this weekend
star wars marathon
machete order
you
might find that there's more people here who know you than you've met before
cadelle isn't as unique as you'd think
tech probably
tv or gaming?
not so much
i can check with the cpd though if you want?
the captain's not really
tech friendly??
star wars marathon
machete order
you
might find that there's more people here who know you than you've met before
cadelle isn't as unique as you'd think
tech probably
tv or gaming?
not so much
i can check with the cpd though if you want?
the captain's not really
tech friendly??
it's terrible
you know my sister claims to like kale?
but she also likes gluten free bread and birkenstocks so i don't know how much you can count her opinion
( kara, it's kind of rude to drag your sister when she's not here to defend herself. it's not her fault she's #embracingthegay. )
i forgot to mention that you should probably bring a lab coat if you have one
or at least some safety glasses
the lab tech just told me we have to pay for those if we break them
you know my sister claims to like kale?
but she also likes gluten free bread and birkenstocks so i don't know how much you can count her opinion
( kara, it's kind of rude to drag your sister when she's not here to defend herself. it's not her fault she's #embracingthegay. )
i forgot to mention that you should probably bring a lab coat if you have one
or at least some safety glasses
the lab tech just told me we have to pay for those if we break them
Weekend? Dude, a weekend has two days.
And we don't need no sleep.
First day can be the movies.
Then we could also watch clone wars. Highlights, not all of it!
Then the weekend after? Star Trek. ALL THE MOVIES!
Can't say I'm complaining.
Anyone I should be worried about?
Not really tech friend?
As in he doesn't grasp how tech works from an engineering point
or
are we talking like the ccpd
where they kept using IE and turning off the firewall
then getting shocked that they kept getting hacked??
And we don't need no sleep.
First day can be the movies.
Then we could also watch clone wars. Highlights, not all of it!
Then the weekend after? Star Trek. ALL THE MOVIES!
Can't say I'm complaining.
Anyone I should be worried about?
Not really tech friend?
As in he doesn't grasp how tech works from an engineering point
or
are we talking like the ccpd
where they kept using IE and turning off the firewall
then getting shocked that they kept getting hacked??
Anyone who likes Kale is lying or must be like incapable of taste?
I once accidentally ate kale. Regretted it forever.
I'm so glad I eat normal things that aren't gluten vegan kaletastic messes, you dig me?
[He will forever drag anyone who eats kale. Kale is the worst. Hartley used to eat kale so surely that shows what a negative food it has to be.]
Are we doing experiments?
Are we going to be making some explosions???
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
You know how to keep me interested.
[He is so excited, he can't even keep still. He's been dying to do something sciencey.]
I once accidentally ate kale. Regretted it forever.
I'm so glad I eat normal things that aren't gluten vegan kaletastic messes, you dig me?
[He will forever drag anyone who eats kale. Kale is the worst. Hartley used to eat kale so surely that shows what a negative food it has to be.]
Are we doing experiments?
Are we going to be making some explosions???
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
You know how to keep me interested.
[He is so excited, he can't even keep still. He's been dying to do something sciencey.]
even the space whales??
my weekends are all yours though no matter what
no one to worry about
but you (the other you) were kind of seeing someone
more like #2
except he thinks computers are evil and expects hard copies of E V E R Y T H I N G
my weekends are all yours though no matter what
no one to worry about
but you (the other you) were kind of seeing someone
more like #2
except he thinks computers are evil and expects hard copies of E V E R Y T H I N G
Especially the one with the space whales
dude
DUDE
You know that is my guilty pleasure fav of all of the bad star trek movies.
Oh? Damn.
Well, you can't just say that and not tell me. Who is it?
Oh my God. Is that guy evil?
He sounds evil.
IT'S THE DIGITAL AGE WHO NEEDS HARD COPIES?
dude
DUDE
You know that is my guilty pleasure fav of all of the bad star trek movies.
Oh? Damn.
Well, you can't just say that and not tell me. Who is it?
Oh my God. Is that guy evil?
He sounds evil.
IT'S THE DIGITAL AGE WHO NEEDS HARD COPIES?
she's totally lying
nobody actually LIKES it
it's horrible
and not even the enjoyable kind of awful like warheads where you're in pain from how sour it is until they're sweet and delicious
it's just horrible, end of discussion
( she's never met hartley, but she probably wouldn't like him. especially if he proclaimed to like kale. or if he used the sound... things... on her. those would also hurt. )
yes to experiments
hopefully no to anything blowing up
and also hopefully no to anything killing us???
nobody actually LIKES it
it's horrible
and not even the enjoyable kind of awful like warheads where you're in pain from how sour it is until they're sweet and delicious
it's just horrible, end of discussion
( she's never met hartley, but she probably wouldn't like him. especially if he proclaimed to like kale. or if he used the sound... things... on her. those would also hurt. )
yes to experiments
hopefully no to anything blowing up
and also hopefully no to anything killing us???
okay FINE
i'll sit through it for the 80th time
but you're watching singing in the rain with me to make up for it
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her name's gwen stacy
she uh
she's kind of awesome
he's not evil
just
old fashioned?
i'll sit through it for the 80th time
but you're watching singing in the rain with me to make up for it
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her name's gwen stacy
she uh
she's kind of awesome
he's not evil
just
old fashioned?
As long as they keep kale away from me.
I can live with kale.
I just don't want to one day order a triple-triple
and there's some God damn kale on it!
[Mostly the kale. The kale hurt more than any physical damage Hartley did, he had to actually watch someone eat and enjoy kale.]
So it's dangerous without intentionally being dangerous?
Dope.
So, tell me, is this about the 'we don't talk about it' thing we discussed before
or a whole new thing?
I can live with kale.
I just don't want to one day order a triple-triple
and there's some God damn kale on it!
[Mostly the kale. The kale hurt more than any physical damage Hartley did, he had to actually watch someone eat and enjoy kale.]
So it's dangerous without intentionally being dangerous?
Dope.
So, tell me, is this about the 'we don't talk about it' thing we discussed before
or a whole new thing?
urgh fine
You know what?
Worth it. Cause despite how much fronting you're doing here.
We both know you LOVE the whales as much as I do.
Don't tell me you don't tear up at that finale.
Cool.
Cool.
So how long did we... you know?
[It's a weird thing to get your head around having dated someone with no memory of dating them and no idea who they are or what they're like. This is gonna be awkward af.]
Still just as bad but okay
Let me try
Maybe I can modernise that joint and make him see the light.
You know what?
Worth it. Cause despite how much fronting you're doing here.
We both know you LOVE the whales as much as I do.
Don't tell me you don't tear up at that finale.
Cool.
Cool.
So how long did we... you know?
[It's a weird thing to get your head around having dated someone with no memory of dating them and no idea who they are or what they're like. This is gonna be awkward af.]
Still just as bad but okay
Let me try
Maybe I can modernise that joint and make him see the light.
i'm not admitting anything you can't make me!!!
(also if you want to tear up
i have been and always shall be your friend 🖖)
about a year?
though it didn't really get serious until about
six monWAIT IGNORE THAT THE OTHER YOU AND GWEN WERE TOGETHER FOR LIKE
two years
yeah
you'll be the hero the cpd needs!
(also if you want to tear up
i have been and always shall be your friend 🖖)
about a year?
though it didn't really get serious until about
six monWAIT IGNORE THAT THE OTHER YOU AND GWEN WERE TOGETHER FOR LIKE
two years
yeah
you'll be the hero the cpd needs!
Edited 2017-10-11 10:54 (UTC)
OKAY
You know what?
I'm gonna pause everything else rn because
W H A T
What????
Two years of
oh god
okay
what
what do I do now???
[How did one handle this kind of situation? TWO YEARS? What the hell was he supposed to say to this person? This was ... this was gonna be a headache.]
You know what?
I'm gonna pause everything else rn because
W H A T
What????
Two years of
oh god
okay
what
what do I do now???
[How did one handle this kind of situation? TWO YEARS? What the hell was he supposed to say to this person? This was ... this was gonna be a headache.]
nothing?
i mean
this isn't the first time it's happened to her
she was sort of dating another version of me too
it was awkward sure
but
she's not the kind of woman who'd expect you to be the same person
if that makes any sense
she's kind of awesome
i mean
this isn't the first time it's happened to her
she was sort of dating another version of me too
it was awkward sure
but
she's not the kind of woman who'd expect you to be the same person
if that makes any sense
she's kind of awesome
It's just weird
I feel bad!
Like should I get her something???
'Sorry I'm not your boyfriend' probably isn't a popular hallmark card.
Also ...as I typed it out, I realised how awful it sounded.
God, I suck at this already.
Yeah, no, maybe nothing? Nothing sounds good.
I'll do nothing.
This is going to be like trippy as hell.
Trying to make sense of this stuff and what I did but it wasn't me.
I guess I can at least be glad I'm not like a serial killer
or I tried to forge a rap career.
I feel bad!
Like should I get her something???
'Sorry I'm not your boyfriend' probably isn't a popular hallmark card.
Also ...as I typed it out, I realised how awful it sounded.
God, I suck at this already.
Yeah, no, maybe nothing? Nothing sounds good.
I'll do nothing.
This is going to be like trippy as hell.
Trying to make sense of this stuff and what I did but it wasn't me.
I guess I can at least be glad I'm not like a serial killer
or I tried to forge a rap career.
see i want to come up with some awesome rapper name but
those are totally your thing so i'm not even going to try
gwen's going to want to meet you though
i hope you realize that
do you want me to be there for it?
those are totally your thing so i'm not even going to try
gwen's going to want to meet you though
i hope you realize that
do you want me to be there for it?
you really sure you want to use your SUPERHERO name in the open like that??
dude i know you can
but i'm selfish so getting to hang out with both of you at once?
it's kind of ideal
dude i know you can
but i'm selfish so getting to hang out with both of you at once?
it's kind of ideal
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