God, kale salad is just the worst. Why is kale in everything these days? What is it's app--
Sorry, got derailed by my hate of kale. My bad. Anyway, I'll be there.
[He's not 100% sure where this is going but he's damn excited. Secret meetings with passwords and stuff? Usually that can only go somewhere fun, right?]
it's terrible you know my sister claims to like kale? but she also likes gluten free bread and birkenstocks so i don't know how much you can count her opinion
( kara, it's kind of rude to drag your sister when she's not here to defend herself. it's not her fault she's #embracingthegay. )
i forgot to mention that you should probably bring a lab coat if you have one or at least some safety glasses
the lab tech just told me we have to pay for those if we break them
Anyone who likes Kale is lying or must be like incapable of taste? I once accidentally ate kale. Regretted it forever. I'm so glad I eat normal things that aren't gluten vegan kaletastic messes, you dig me?
[He will forever drag anyone who eats kale. Kale is the worst. Hartley used to eat kale so surely that shows what a negative food it has to be.]
Are we doing experiments? Are we going to be making some explosions??? Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl You know how to keep me interested.
[He is so excited, he can't even keep still. He's been dying to do something sciencey.]
she's totally lying nobody actually LIKES it it's horrible and not even the enjoyable kind of awful like warheads where you're in pain from how sour it is until they're sweet and delicious it's just horrible, end of discussion
( she's never met hartley, but she probably wouldn't like him. especially if he proclaimed to like kale. or if he used the sound... things... on her. those would also hurt. )
yes to experiments hopefully no to anything blowing up and also hopefully no to anything killing us???
As long as they keep kale away from me. I can live with kale. I just don't want to one day order a triple-triple and there's some God damn kale on it!
[Mostly the kale. The kale hurt more than any physical damage Hartley did, he had to actually watch someone eat and enjoy kale.]
So it's dangerous without intentionally being dangerous? Dope. So, tell me, is this about the 'we don't talk about it' thing we discussed before or a whole new thing?
( aka: yes. definitely dangerous. it's frickin' kryptonite in a lead box, enough of it could kill her, it's for sure pretty dangerous. luckily for cisco, kryptonite doesn't seem to do much of anything to humans who handle it. )
mostly for me, though the dangerous part though i guess if it blows up, that would be dangerous for you too
is argus that place with the guy that has the shark head?
( barry really does a terrible job of filling her in on the details... )
because that sounds terrifying i don't think we have argus on my earth but i also don't think we have a shark head person at least i HOPE we don't have a shark head person...
Seriously, dude. A shark headed like monster about king kong size? And I'm talking like regular king kong before the originals and not current king kong when they had to make him bigger to fight Godzilla.
I hope you don't too. The nightmares. Argus is a mess.
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Why is kale in everything these days?
What is it's app--
Sorry, got derailed by my hate of kale. My bad.
Anyway, I'll be there.
[He's not 100% sure where this is going but he's damn excited. Secret meetings with passwords and stuff? Usually that can only go somewhere fun, right?]
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you know my sister claims to like kale?
but she also likes gluten free bread and birkenstocks so i don't know how much you can count her opinion
( kara, it's kind of rude to drag your sister when she's not here to defend herself. it's not her fault she's #embracingthegay. )
i forgot to mention that you should probably bring a lab coat if you have one
or at least some safety glasses
the lab tech just told me we have to pay for those if we break them
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I once accidentally ate kale. Regretted it forever.
I'm so glad I eat normal things that aren't gluten vegan kaletastic messes, you dig me?
[He will forever drag anyone who eats kale. Kale is the worst. Hartley used to eat kale so surely that shows what a negative food it has to be.]
Are we doing experiments?
Are we going to be making some explosions???
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
You know how to keep me interested.
[He is so excited, he can't even keep still. He's been dying to do something sciencey.]
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nobody actually LIKES it
it's horrible
and not even the enjoyable kind of awful like warheads where you're in pain from how sour it is until they're sweet and delicious
it's just horrible, end of discussion
( she's never met hartley, but she probably wouldn't like him. especially if he proclaimed to like kale. or if he used the sound... things... on her. those would also hurt. )
yes to experiments
hopefully no to anything blowing up
and also hopefully no to anything killing us???
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I can live with kale.
I just don't want to one day order a triple-triple
and there's some God damn kale on it!
[Mostly the kale. The kale hurt more than any physical damage Hartley did, he had to actually watch someone eat and enjoy kale.]
So it's dangerous without intentionally being dangerous?
Dope.
So, tell me, is this about the 'we don't talk about it' thing we discussed before
or a whole new thing?
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( aka: yes. definitely dangerous. it's frickin' kryptonite in a lead box, enough of it could kill her, it's for sure pretty dangerous. luckily for cisco, kryptonite doesn't seem to do much of anything to humans who handle it. )
mostly for me, though
the dangerous part
though i guess if it blows up, that would be dangerous for you too
and it's still the same top secret thing!
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So... we just know already that no one is gonna blow up!
Then there's no fear.
We conquered the fear.
We got this, girl.
I will remain as secretive as I was before.
I'm like ARGUS level of secretive and shady over here.
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( barry really does a terrible job of filling her in on the details... )
because that sounds terrifying
i don't think we have argus on my earth
but i also don't think we have a shark head person
at least i HOPE we don't have a shark head person...
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Seriously, dude. A shark headed like monster about king kong size? And I'm talking like regular king kong before the originals and not current king kong when they had to make him bigger to fight Godzilla.
I hope you don't too. The nightmares.
Argus is a mess.
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your earth sounds like it has a lot of problems
the shark head part is terrifying enough on its own
even if i don't know who king kong is
or godzilla
( multiple earths and the media gaps between them give her a headache. she gets veep and game of thrones... but not godzilla. )
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That and, you know, Barry's crippling emotional issues.
Both exhausting in their own ways.
...
Wait.
Wait.
WAIT
You don't know who Godzilla and King Kong are? HOW??????!
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who are they?
( a movie night is clearly in order here, cisco. )
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omg
this is not happening
tomorrow, cancel your plans. I have ideas!